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Many liberals are suffering from Donald Trump’s win over Hillary Clinton, that doesn’t mean they suffer from anything other than TRUMP ACCEPTANCE RESISTANCE DISORDER. explains. 

Signs and Symptoms:

People with Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again. Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed. Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.

According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:

– Telling others they are moving to Canada

– Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College

– Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of

– Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”

– Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative

– Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and actually some sort of Hitler persona

Causes and Mechanisms:

Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.

Research is ongoing, but TARD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:

– Membership in the Democratic party

– Identifying as a Feminist

– Currently enrolled in college, and/or

– Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree

– Cuckoldry

– Living in a densely populated metropolitan area

– Massive student debt

– Spotty or non-existent work history

– Hipsterism

There is help for you if you’re suffering, read more here

Jason grew up on a farm in Saskatchewan and moved to work in the Alberta oil patch for the last 10 years, he has a sense of humor and open mind, his goal is to provide factual news across Canada and the United States on politics, he hopes one day to work for many publishing networks around the world.

1 Comment

  1. The MSM reporters most definitely have ‘lost’ their minds especially when one (a gov) is a Conservative.
    If Trump was to come out to say to media ” Hey folks, guess what, you know all that stuff I brought a few days regarding to the security and getting rid illegals just as Obama did……what if I tell you right now, that I am doing all this under a Democrat sign not Conservative, what will you do and say?
    Will you still hate me, call me names or will you rejoice?

    After a few weeks later and mission accomplished under the disguise of being a DEMOCRATIC, President Trump comes out again to the media “thank you for being kind and lovable to me but guess what I AM A CONSERVATIVE.

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