Your wait is over, America, and salvation is nigh: Kim Kardashian is finally ready to regularly share her political views.
That is, of course, a blessing, because this nation is in need of all the help a woman who starred in a sex tape and now argues weekly with her family on a reality show can bring.
“Sometimes I feel like I want to speak out more about political issues,” the 36-year-old says in the September issue of Harper’s Bazaar Arabia. “You have to be really careful about what you say, because a lot of things can be taken in the wrong context and I always want to be respectful; I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.”
Already you can tell that KK, who holds a degree from Marymount High School, is a deep thinker. And sensitive, too. Plus, she seems like the kind of rock-steady personality who doesn’t just say one thing and then do anoth — wait, never mind, she is.
“Anyone can run the U.S. better,” Kardashian says. “My daughter would be better.”
Well, that wasn’t very respectful to the president of the United States.
Also, it’s not very accurate. Her daughter, North West (get it? Clever, huh?) is just four years old. That means she can’t read, except for books about clocks and shoes. She can’t vote, she can’t drive, heck, she can’t even rent a car. Oh, and she’s also 31 years too young to actually qualify to run for president.
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