The Islamic State is losing ground in Syria to the point they have to return to their home countries.
ISIS fighters are happy to come back to Canada as its easy to do under the Trudeau government, their freedom is important and they can be the voice of Islam according to Trudeau.
Goats are known to be raped by Jihadists and word got out to Canadian goats roaming in freedom.
Some goats are seen fleeing crossing the Canada/US border in Southern Alberta, however, there was no way to confirm this as they didn’t respond to our email.
Disclaimer: This article is satire, but watch below as a goat gets assaulted by Jihadists.